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Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉
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  • Image of funny condom "Guess who's emptying his sack"

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy Fucking New Year"

    Happy Fucking New Year

    Happy Fucking New Year

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Chuck Norris"

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • I LOVE SURFING "WINTER"

    I LOVE SURFING "WINTER"

    I LOVE SURFING "WINTER"

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love dykes"

    I love dykes

    I love dykes

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing"

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Pack 3: Seattle

    Pack 3: Seattle

    Pack 3: Seattle

    Regular price $4.00
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  • Image of funny condom "Say My Name"

    Say My Name

    Say My Name

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My Best Friend Went ...."

    My Best Friend Went ....

    My Best Friend Went ....

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Italy Full Blue"

    I Love Italy Full Blue

    I Love Italy Full Blue

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Squirt Game"

    Squirt Game

    Squirt Game

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Christmas Wish List"

    Christmas Wish List

    Christmas Wish List

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Erection Song"

    Erection Song

    Erection Song

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Tea Or Coffee"

    Tea Or Coffee

    Tea Or Coffee

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Regular price $4.00
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  • Pack 3: Chicago

    Pack 3: Chicago

    Pack 3: Chicago

    Regular price $6.00
    Regular price $4.00 Sale price $6.00
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  • Image of funny condom "Free Token"

    Free Token

    Free Token

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Democondom"

    The Democondom

    The Democondom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my Crystmas balls ?"

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Kiss Me Limoncello"

    Kiss Me Limoncello

    Kiss Me Limoncello

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Love USA"

    Keep Calm And Love USA

    Keep Calm And Love USA

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Kiss Me I'M Irish"

    Kiss Me I'M Irish

    Kiss Me I'M Irish

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Christmas Asshole"

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Regular price $2.99
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