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Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Barcelona (rainbow flag)"

    I Love Barcelona (rainbow flag)

    I Love Barcelona (rainbow flag)

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Union Jack"

    Union Jack

    Union Jack

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sea Sex & Sun"

    Sea Sex & Sun

    Sea Sex & Sun

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Veni Vidi Vici"

    Veni Vidi Vici

    Veni Vidi Vici

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Only The Cars Are Small"

    Only The Cars Are Small

    Only The Cars Are Small

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Miami"

    I Love Miami

    I Love Miami

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Nescondom"

    Nescondom

    Nescondom

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Santa says Relax"

    Santa says Relax

    Santa says Relax

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Dickmas Santacock"

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love America"

    I Love America

    I Love America

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Las Vegas"

    I Love Las Vegas

    I Love Las Vegas

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Christmas"

    I Love Christmas

    I Love Christmas

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My best friend went to USA"

    My best friend went to USA

    My best friend went to USA

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck"

    Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck

    Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Carpe Diem"

    Carpe Diem

    Carpe Diem

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Dark Capote"

    Dark Capote

    Dark Capote

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Any chance for a Snow Job ?"

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Catch me under the Mistletoe"

    Catch me under the Mistletoe

    Catch me under the Mistletoe

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

    PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

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    PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 USA 2

    PACK 5 USA 2

    PACK 5 USA 2

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 USA 3

    PACK 5 USA 3

    PACK 5 USA 3

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 XMAS

    PACK 5 XMAS

    PACK 5 XMAS

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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