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Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉

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  • Image of funny condom "I'm Sexy And I Grow It - Cannabis Condom"

    I'm Sexy And I Grow It - Cannabis Condom

    I'm Sexy And I Grow It - Cannabis Condom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Turn me on"

    Turn me on

    Turn me on

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love you"

    I love you

    I love you

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian"

    Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian

    Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fifty shades of gay"

    Fifty shades of gay

    Fifty shades of gay

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "How Could It Be So Small"

    How Could It Be So Small

    How Could It Be So Small

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sex Bomb"

    Sex Bomb

    Sex Bomb

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Don't be a cock sucker 3

    Don't be a cock sucker 3

    Don't be a cock sucker 3

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cannabis Leaf Rasta Condom"

    Cannabis Leaf Rasta Condom

    Cannabis Leaf Rasta Condom

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Callvin X Couleur"

    Callvin X Couleur

    Callvin X Couleur

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Mario Love Bonus"

    Mario Love Bonus

    Mario Love Bonus

    Regular price $2.99
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  • 2024 ERECTION

    2024 ERECTION

    2024 ERECTION

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Fuck You Fuckin' Fuck

    Fuck You Fuckin' Fuck

    Fuck You Fuckin' Fuck

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Don'T Want Clones"

    I Don'T Want Clones

    I Don'T Want Clones

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Chef Boyarewe Fucked

    Chef Boyarewe Fucked

    Chef Boyarewe Fucked

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "You Have My Blessing"

    You Have My Blessing

    You Have My Blessing

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Central Park

    Central Park

    Central Park

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Michelangelo

    Michelangelo

    Michelangelo

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Do i lokk like a Fucking

    Do i lokk like a Fucking

    Do i lokk like a Fucking

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Have Huge Package For You"

    I Have Huge Package For You

    I Have Huge Package For You

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Will Break You Bad"

    I Will Break You Bad

    I Will Break You Bad

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Addicted

    Addicted

    Addicted

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy Smoking Birthday"

    Happy Smoking Birthday

    Happy Smoking Birthday

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In Newyork"

    Best Lover In Newyork

    Best Lover In Newyork

    Regular price $2.99
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