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At Callvin, we believe that safe can also be spectacularly funny. With our new collection, we're turning the bedroom into a comedy club where the punchlines are as strong as the protection and the thrust as well. So, why go for bland wrappers when you can have condoms that not only keep you safe but also keep you giggling?

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  • Image of funny condom "I love blowjobs"

    I love blowjobs

    I love blowjobs

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love bitches"

    I love bitches

    I love bitches

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love boobs"

    I love boobs

    I love boobs

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "It wont suck itself"

    It wont suck itself

    It wont suck itself

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My dick needs sucking"

    My dick needs sucking

    My dick needs sucking

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Your hole is my goal

    Your hole is my goal

    Your hole is my goal

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Slave"

    Slave

    Slave

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "All I want is a rich man"

    All I want is a rich man

    All I want is a rich man

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love your mum"

    I love your mum

    I love your mum

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love pussy"

    I love pussy

    I love pussy

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Free sex delivery"

    Free sex delivery

    Free sex delivery

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love my penis"

    I love my penis

    I love my penis

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love your ass"

    I love your ass

    I love your ass

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fancy a widget"

    Fancy a widget

    Fancy a widget

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I want you tonight"

    I want you tonight

    I want you tonight

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love you"

    I love you

    I love you

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Play safe"

    Play safe

    Play safe

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my cristal balls"

    Want to see my cristal balls

    Want to see my cristal balls

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Turn me on"

    Turn me on

    Turn me on

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Suck me I'm famous"

    Suck me I'm famous

    Suck me I'm famous

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Enter Inside"

    Enter Inside

    Enter Inside

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love dicks"

    I love dicks

    I love dicks

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cock Sucker"

    Cock Sucker

    Cock Sucker

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cojones extra"

    Cojones extra

    Cojones extra

    Regular price $2.99
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