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At Callvin, we believe that safe can also be spectacularly funny. With our new collection, we're turning the bedroom into a comedy club where the punchlines are as strong as the protection and the thrust as well. So, why go for bland wrappers when you can have condoms that not only keep you safe but also keep you giggling?

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  • Image of funny condom "Lucky Chip Yellow"

    Lucky Chip Yellow

    Lucky Chip Yellow

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "How Could It Be So Small"

    How Could It Be So Small

    How Could It Be So Small

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Make Your Bedroom Great Again"

    Make Your Bedroom Great Again

    Make Your Bedroom Great Again

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Lucky Chip Red"

    Lucky Chip Red

    Lucky Chip Red

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Union Jack"

    Union Jack

    Union Jack

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love America"

    I Love America

    I Love America

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sister Lousy Condom London"

    Sister Lousy Condom London

    Sister Lousy Condom London

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Queer'S Gambit"

    The Queer's Gambit

    The Queer's Gambit

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Jesus Loves You"

    Jesus Loves You

    Jesus Loves You

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sleep With Me... Free Breakfast"

    Sleep With Me... Free Breakfast

    Sleep With Me... Free Breakfast

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sex News"

    Sex News

    Sex News

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Tick Your Preferred Option"

    Tick Your Preferred Option

    Tick Your Preferred Option

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Will Rock You"

    I Will Rock You

    I Will Rock You

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Lottery Winner

    Lottery Winner

    Lottery Winner

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian"

    Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian

    Go Green! Fuck A Vegetarian

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Erection Song"

    Erection Song

    Erection Song

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "One Day My Prince Will Cum"

    One Day My Prince Will Cum

    One Day My Prince Will Cum

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Las Vegas"

    I Love Las Vegas

    I Love Las Vegas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Just Married In Pink"

    Just Married In Pink

    Just Married In Pink

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Golden Ticket"

    Golden Ticket

    Golden Ticket

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Fucking Dead"

    The Fucking Dead

    The Fucking Dead

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Italians Do It Better"

    Italians Do It Better

    Italians Do It Better

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Yes We Suck"

    Yes We Suck

    Yes We Suck

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Don't Panic It's Orgasmic"

    Don't Panic It's Orgasmic

    Don't Panic It's Orgasmic

    Regular price $2.99
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