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At Callvin, we believe that safe can also be spectacularly funny. With our new collection, we're turning the bedroom into a comedy club where the punchlines are as strong as the protection and the thrust as well. So, why go for bland wrappers when you can have condoms that not only keep you safe but also keep you giggling?

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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Weedmas"

    Merry Weedmas

    Merry Weedmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Merry kiss my ass

    Merry kiss my ass

    Merry kiss my ass

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  • Image of funny condom "I'll just wrap your present"

    I'll just wrap your present

    I'll just wrap your present

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my Crystmas balls ?"

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Gigolo Bells

    Gigolo Bells

    Gigolo Bells

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Jingle Balls

    Jingle Balls

    Jingle Balls

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  • Image of funny condom "Where's my Present !"

    Where's my Present !

    Where's my Present !

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Christmas is like sex"

    Christmas is like sex

    Christmas is like sex

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ho Fucking Ho"

    Ho Fucking Ho

    Ho Fucking Ho

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Fucking Christmas"

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Santa says Relax"

    Santa says Relax

    Santa says Relax

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Christmas"

    I Love Christmas

    I Love Christmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "All I want for Christmas is you"

    All I want for Christmas is you

    All I want for Christmas is you

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Eat me !"

    Eat me !

    Eat me !

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Dickmas Santacock"

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Any chance for a Snow Job ?"

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Bringing XXXMAS Cheers"

    Bringing XXXMAS Cheers

    Bringing XXXMAS Cheers

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Guess who's emptying his sack"

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Hold tight I only come once a year"

    Hold tight I only come once a year

    Hold tight I only come once a year

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Let me fill your Christmas stocking"

    Let me fill your Christmas stocking

    Let me fill your Christmas stocking

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Christmas Asshole"

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy Fucking New Year"

    Happy Fucking New Year

    Happy Fucking New Year

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "You make me melt"

    You make me melt

    You make me melt

    Regular price $2.99
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