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At Callvin, we believe that safe can also be spectacularly funny. With our new collection, we're turning the bedroom into a comedy club where the punchlines are as strong as the protection and the thrust as well. So, why go for bland wrappers when you can have condoms that not only keep you safe but also keep you giggling?

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  • Image of funny condom "You shook me all night long"

    You shook me all night long

    You shook me all night long

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  • Image of funny condom "Get up Get on up"

    Get up Get on up

    Get up Get on up

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  • Image of funny condom "Emily in paris"

    Emily in paris

    Emily in paris

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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my rocket"

    Want to see my rocket

    Want to see my rocket

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  • Image of funny condom "I like big engines"

    I like big engines

    I like big engines

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'm full"

    I'm full

    I'm full

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  • Image of funny condom "You are selected"

    You are selected

    You are selected

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  • Image of funny condom "Sex Marathon"

    Sex Marathon

    Sex Marathon

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Pretty Woman"

    Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Anal"

    Anal

    Anal

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I shaved my balls ..."

    I shaved my balls ...

    I shaved my balls ...

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "VIP"

    VIP

    VIP

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Twitter"

    Twitter

    Twitter

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Tommy Middlefinger"

    Tommy Middlefinger

    Tommy Middlefinger

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'm a fucking angel"

    I'm a fucking angel

    I'm a fucking angel

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want a ride Taxi Driver"

    Want a ride Taxi Driver

    Want a ride Taxi Driver

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "No more children, just good wild wex"

    No more children, just good wild wex

    No more children, just good wild wex

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 30 birthday"

    Happy fucking 30 birthday

    Happy fucking 30 birthday

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 18 birthday"

    Happy fucking 18 birthday

    Happy fucking 18 birthday

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 25 birthday"

    Happy fucking 25 birthday

    Happy fucking 25 birthday

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 20 birthday"

    Happy fucking 20 birthday

    Happy fucking 20 birthday

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sorry girls i like cock"

    Sorry girls i like cock

    Sorry girls i like cock

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love dykes"

    I love dykes

    I love dykes

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Tonight i'm getting the big gun out"

    Tonight i'm getting the big gun out

    Tonight i'm getting the big gun out

    Regular price $2.99
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