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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "Lucky Chip Blue"

    Lucky Chip Blue

    Lucky Chip Blue

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  • Image of funny condom "Greetings From Chicago"

    Greetings From Chicago

    Greetings From Chicago

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  • Image of funny condom "Win 777"

    Win 777

    Win 777

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  • Image of funny condom "Father Lousy Condom London"

    Father Lousy Condom London

    Father Lousy Condom London

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  • Image of funny condom "Girlfriend Louzy Condom London"

    Girlfriend Louzy Condom London

    Girlfriend Louzy Condom London

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  • Image of funny condom "No Sere Su Padre"

    No Sere Su Padre

    No Sere Su Padre

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  • Image of funny condom "Poker Chip"

    Poker Chip

    Poker Chip

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  • Image of funny condom "Very Bad Trip"

    Very Bad Trip

    Very Bad Trip

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  • Image of funny condom "Mom Lousy Condom London"

    Mom Lousy Condom London

    Mom Lousy Condom London

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Bridezilla"

    Bridezilla

    Bridezilla

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Broth Lousy Condom London"

    Broth Lousy Condom London

    Broth Lousy Condom London

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  • Image of funny condom "Boyfriend Lousy Condom London"

    Boyfriend Lousy Condom London

    Boyfriend Lousy Condom London

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Born To Be A Bride"

    Born To Be A Bride

    Born To Be A Bride

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Friend Lousy Condom London"

    Best Friend Lousy Condom London

    Best Friend Lousy Condom London

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "J'ai dit non !"

    J'ai dit non !

    J'ai dit non !

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover in Amsterdam"

    Best Lover in Amsterdam

    Best Lover in Amsterdam

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Coito Ergo Sum"

    Coito Ergo Sum

    Coito Ergo Sum

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Best Lover in Tenerife

    Best Lover in Tenerife

    Best Lover in Tenerife

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Permis de conclure"

    Permis de conclure

    Permis de conclure

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Merry kiss my ass

    Merry kiss my ass

    Merry kiss my ass

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

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  • Gigolo Bells

    Gigolo Bells

    Gigolo Bells

    Regular price $2.99
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