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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "I Survived The Red Light District"

    I Survived The Red Light District

    I Survived The Red Light District

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  • Image of funny condom "Mi Ringrazierai Dopo"

    Mi Ringrazierai Dopo

    Mi Ringrazierai Dopo

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  • Image of funny condom "Only The Cars Are Small"

    Only The Cars Are Small

    Only The Cars Are Small

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  • Image of funny condom "Utilise La Force"

    Utilise La Force

    Utilise La Force

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  • Image of funny condom "Want A Ride ? Red Vespa"

    Want A Ride ? Red Vespa

    Want A Ride ? Red Vespa

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Crac Crac"

    Crac Crac

    Crac Crac

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "In Vino Veritas"

    In Vino Veritas

    In Vino Veritas

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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In Mallorca"

    Best Lover In Mallorca

    Best Lover In Mallorca

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  • Image of funny condom "Muscles From Brussels"

    Muscles From Brussels

    Muscles From Brussels

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Mein Erstes Kondom

    Mein Erstes Kondom

    Mein Erstes Kondom

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  • Image of funny condom "Viva La Sposa"

    Viva La Sposa

    Viva La Sposa

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  • Image of funny condom "Romans Do It Better"

    Romans Do It Better

    Romans Do It Better

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Greetings From Roma"

    Greetings From Roma

    Greetings From Roma

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Errare Humanum Est"

    Errare Humanum Est

    Errare Humanum Est

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In Spain"

    Best Lover In Spain

    Best Lover In Spain

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Alea Jacta Est"

    Alea Jacta Est

    Alea Jacta Est

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sea, Sex & Pastis"

    Sea, Sex & Pastis

    Sea, Sex & Pastis

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Gratis Waardebon"

    Gratis Waardebon

    Gratis Waardebon

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  • Image of funny condom "Ora Et Labora"

    Ora Et Labora

    Ora Et Labora

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  • Image of funny condom "Spqr"

    Spqr

    Spqr

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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In Barcelona"

    Best Lover In Barcelona

    Best Lover In Barcelona

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Like St Tropez"

    I Like St Tropez

    I Like St Tropez

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cannabis Amsterdam"

    Cannabis Amsterdam

    Cannabis Amsterdam

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ops Troppo Tardi"

    Ops Troppo Tardi

    Ops Troppo Tardi

    Regular price $2.99
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