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Best Sellers

Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉

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  • BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "PARENTS USA"

    PARENTS USA

    PARENTS USA

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See The Tower"

    Want To See The Tower

    Want To See The Tower

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "It'S Going To Be Legendary"

    It'S Going To Be Legendary

    It'S Going To Be Legendary

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my boobz"

    Want to see my boobz

    Want to see my boobz

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Regular price $2.99
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  • MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Jack The Fucker Letter"

    Jack The Fucker Letter

    Jack The Fucker Letter

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Love Is Better Than Chocolate"

    Love Is Better Than Chocolate

    Love Is Better Than Chocolate

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Greetings San Francisco"

    Greetings San Francisco

    Greetings San Francisco

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fabulous New York"

    Fabulous New York

    Fabulous New York

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" RAINBOW FLAG

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" RAINBOW FLAG

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" RAINBOW FLAG

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Just Married In Pink"

    Just Married In Pink

    Just Married In Pink

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love America Flag"

    I Love America Flag

    I Love America Flag

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ho Fucking Ho"

    Ho Fucking Ho

    Ho Fucking Ho

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Eat My Baguette"

    Eat My Baguette

    Eat My Baguette

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to Do Freaky Stuff"

    Want to Do Freaky Stuff

    Want to Do Freaky Stuff

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Kiss Me I'M Italian"

    Kiss Me I'M Italian

    Kiss Me I'M Italian

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Satisfaction Guarantee"

    Satisfaction Guarantee

    Satisfaction Guarantee

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Hold tight I only come once a year"

    Hold tight I only come once a year

    Hold tight I only come once a year

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In USA"

    Best Lover In USA

    Best Lover In USA

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Abbey Road"

    Abbey Road

    Abbey Road

    Regular price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: MY BOYFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BOYFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BOYFRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
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