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Best Sellers

Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉

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  • Image of funny condom "I Like New York"

    I Like New York

    I Like New York

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Gay Icon"

    Gay Icon

    Gay Icon

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Weedmas"

    Merry Weedmas

    Merry Weedmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Californication"

    Californication

    Californication

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My name is sex addict"

    My name is sex addict

    My name is sex addict

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Play safe"

    Play safe

    Play safe

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Suck me I'm famous"

    Suck me I'm famous

    Suck me I'm famous

    Regular price $2.99
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  • CUSTO:  MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Spaghetti"

    Want To See My Spaghetti

    Want To See My Spaghetti

    Regular price $2.99
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  • I LOVE VANLIFE

    I LOVE VANLIFE

    I LOVE VANLIFE

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "PARENTS USA"

    PARENTS USA

    PARENTS USA

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Airbnq"

    Airbnq

    Airbnq

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Harder Better Stronger"

    Harder Better Stronger

    Harder Better Stronger

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cannelloni"

    Want To See My Cannelloni

    Want To See My Cannelloni

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'M Cute"

    I'M Cute

    I'M Cute

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cigare"

    Want To See My Cigare

    Want To See My Cigare

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Fucking Christmas"

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my boobz"

    Want to see my boobz

    Want to see my boobz

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Good girls go to heaven bad girls go to New York

    Regular price $2.99
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  • MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sexter"

    Sexter

    Sexter

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I like big engines"

    I like big engines

    I like big engines

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Jack The Fucker Letter"

    Jack The Fucker Letter

    Jack The Fucker Letter

    Regular price $2.99
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