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Introducing Callvin's collection of our best-sellers that'll make you chuckle, chortle, and even snort with laughter! We've curated a side-splitting selection of rubbers that not only keep you safe but also keep your sense of humor intact. So, browse our hilarious lineup, pick your favorite giggle-guard, and remember, with Callvin, you're not just practicing safe sex; you're having a blast doing it! Don't be a "joker" – protect your poker! 😉
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  • Image of funny condom "Play safe"

    Play safe

    Play safe

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do"

    Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do

    Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'm Sexy & I Know It"

    I'm Sexy & I Know It

    I'm Sexy & I Know It

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Ride Em Cowgirl

    Ride Em Cowgirl

    Ride Em Cowgirl

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • I LOVE SURFING

    I LOVE SURFING

    I LOVE SURFING

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Banging With The Stars"

    Banging With The Stars

    Banging With The Stars

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sorry girls i like cock"

    Sorry girls i like cock

    Sorry girls i like cock

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Love Gesture"

    Love Gesture

    Love Gesture

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love You By You I Mean...."

    I Love You By You I Mean....

    I Love You By You I Mean....

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cannelloni"

    Want To See My Cannelloni

    Want To See My Cannelloni

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'M Cute"

    I'M Cute

    I'M Cute

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cigare"

    Want To See My Cigare

    Want To See My Cigare

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "All I want for Christmas is you"

    All I want for Christmas is you

    All I want for Christmas is you

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • I Have Dyslexia

    I Have Dyslexia

    I Have Dyslexia

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My number is"

    My number is

    My number is

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Darth Condom Italia"

    Darth Condom Italia

    Darth Condom Italia

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cannabis Leaf Black"

    Cannabis Leaf Black

    Cannabis Leaf Black

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Pretty Woman"

    Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Put Some Spice Into Your Life"

    Put Some Spice Into Your Life

    Put Some Spice Into Your Life

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Harder Better Stronger"

    Harder Better Stronger

    Harder Better Stronger

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "You make me melt"

    You make me melt

    You make me melt

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ugly Christmas Sweater"

    Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Ugly Christmas Sweater

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Better Call Me!"

    Better Call Me!

    Better Call Me!

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

    Regular price $2.99
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