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Funny Condoms

Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • CUSTO: FUCKING "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: FUCKING "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: FUCKING "YOUR CITY"

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  • CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

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  • CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" GOLD

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" GOLD

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" GOLD

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  • CUSTO: S ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: S ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: S ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

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  • CUSTO: F ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: F ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: F ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

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  • CUSTO: L ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: L ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: L ... ME I'M FROM "YOUR CITY"

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  • Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

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  • All you need is love

    All you need is love

    All you need is love

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  • Image of funny condom "Could you be love"

    Could you be love

    Could you be love

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  • Image of funny condom "Hard as a rock"

    Hard as a rock

    Hard as a rock

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  • Image of funny condom "I like to move it move it"

    I like to move it move it

    I like to move it move it

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  • Image of funny condom "La vie en rose"

    La vie en rose

    La vie en rose

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  • Image of funny condom "Let me put my love into you"

    Let me put my love into you

    Let me put my love into you

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  • Image of funny condom "I'm & sex machine"

    I'm & sex machine

    I'm & sex machine

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  • Image of funny condom "Should i say or should i go"

    Should i say or should i go

    Should i say or should i go

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  • Image of funny condom "You shook me all night long"

    You shook me all night long

    You shook me all night long

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  • Image of funny condom "Get up Get on up"

    Get up Get on up

    Get up Get on up

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  • Image of funny condom "Emily in paris"

    Emily in paris

    Emily in paris

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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my rocket"

    Want to see my rocket

    Want to see my rocket

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  • Image of funny condom "You are selected"

    You are selected

    You are selected

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  • Image of funny condom "Sex Marathon"

    Sex Marathon

    Sex Marathon

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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 30 birthday"

    Happy fucking 30 birthday

    Happy fucking 30 birthday

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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 18 birthday"

    Happy fucking 18 birthday

    Happy fucking 18 birthday

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  • Image of funny condom "Happy fucking 25 birthday"

    Happy fucking 25 birthday

    Happy fucking 25 birthday

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