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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Ride Em Cowgirl

    Ride Em Cowgirl

    Ride Em Cowgirl

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  • Image of funny condom "Go hard or go home"

    Go hard or go home

    Go hard or go home

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  • Image of funny condom "My number is"

    My number is

    My number is

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  • I LOVE SURFING

    I LOVE SURFING

    I LOVE SURFING

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  • Image of funny condom "Put Some Spice Into Your Life"

    Put Some Spice Into Your Life

    Put Some Spice Into Your Life

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Cannabis Leaf Black"

    Cannabis Leaf Black

    Cannabis Leaf Black

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  • Image of funny condom "All I want for Christmas is you"

    All I want for Christmas is you

    All I want for Christmas is you

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  • Image of funny condom "You make me melt"

    You make me melt

    You make me melt

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  • 2 cocks are better than 1

    2 cocks are better than 1

    2 cocks are better than 1

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Everything is bigger in USA"

    Everything is bigger in USA

    Everything is bigger in USA

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  • Image of funny condom "Highrish Sexy Condom"

    Highrish Sexy Condom

    Highrish Sexy Condom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • I Have Dyslexia

    I Have Dyslexia

    I Have Dyslexia

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My Boyfriend went to USA..."

    My Boyfriend went to USA...

    My Boyfriend went to USA...

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  • Your Friends are Welcome (woman)

    Your Friends are Welcome (woman)

    Your Friends are Welcome (woman)

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Your Friends are Welcome (man)"

    Your Friends are Welcome (man)

    Your Friends are Welcome (man)

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love You By You I Mean...."

    I Love You By You I Mean....

    I Love You By You I Mean....

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Lottery Winner

    Lottery Winner

    Lottery Winner

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Banging With The Stars"

    Banging With The Stars

    Banging With The Stars

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Suck me I'm famous"

    Suck me I'm famous

    Suck me I'm famous

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Spaghetti"

    Want To See My Spaghetti

    Want To See My Spaghetti

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do"

    Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do

    Nobody Knows How To Use A Condom Better Than I Do

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Better Call Me!"

    Better Call Me!

    Better Call Me!

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Love New York"

    Keep Calm And Love New York

    Keep Calm And Love New York

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Fishing"

    I Love Fishing

    I Love Fishing

    Regular price $2.99
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