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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Fishing"

    I Love Fishing

    I Love Fishing

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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Love New York"

    Keep Calm And Love New York

    Keep Calm And Love New York

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Harder Better Stronger"

    Harder Better Stronger

    Harder Better Stronger

    Regular price $2.99
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  • QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

    QuickFuck

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  • Image of funny condom "My name is sex addict"

    My name is sex addict

    My name is sex addict

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Gay Icon"

    Gay Icon

    Gay Icon

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  • Image of funny condom "Californication"

    Californication

    Californication

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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cannelloni"

    Want To See My Cannelloni

    Want To See My Cannelloni

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  • Image of funny condom "Tick Your Preferred Option"

    Tick Your Preferred Option

    Tick Your Preferred Option

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  • Image of funny condom "I Like New York"

    I Like New York

    I Like New York

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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See My Cigare"

    Want To See My Cigare

    Want To See My Cigare

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Waiting For My Prince"

    Waiting For My Prince

    Waiting For My Prince

    Regular price $2.99
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  • MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY GIRLFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

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  • Image of funny condom "Sexter"

    Sexter

    Sexter

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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Weedmas"

    Merry Weedmas

    Merry Weedmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • I LOVE VANLIFE

    I LOVE VANLIFE

    I LOVE VANLIFE

    Regular price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: MY BEST FRIEND WENT TO "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Darth Condom Italia"

    Darth Condom Italia

    Darth Condom Italia

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I'M Cute"

    I'M Cute

    I'M Cute

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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Fucking Christmas"

    Merry Fucking Christmas

    Merry Fucking Christmas

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  • BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

    BOYFRIEND WENT TO NEW YORK

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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my boobz"

    Want to see my boobz

    Want to see my boobz

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Slave"

    Slave

    Slave

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "PARENTS USA"

    PARENTS USA

    PARENTS USA

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