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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "My Best Friend Went ...."

    My Best Friend Went ....

    My Best Friend Went ....

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  • Image of funny condom "Want To See Big Ben"

    Want To See Big Ben

    Want To See Big Ben

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Chuck Norris"

    Chuck Norris

    Chuck Norris

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Eat me !"

    Eat me !

    Eat me !

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Guess who's emptying his sack"

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Guess who's emptying his sack

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Christmas Wish List"

    Christmas Wish List

    Christmas Wish List

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Squirt Game"

    Squirt Game

    Squirt Game

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Joconde"

    Joconde

    Joconde

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Pack 3: Liberty New York

    Regular price $4.00
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  • Pack 3: Seattle

    Pack 3: Seattle

    Pack 3: Seattle

    Regular price $4.00
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  • Pack 3: Chicago

    Pack 3: Chicago

    Pack 3: Chicago

    Regular price $6.00
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  • Image of funny condom "Free Token"

    Free Token

    Free Token

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Love USA"

    Keep Calm And Love USA

    Keep Calm And Love USA

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Christmas Asshole"

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Merry Christmas Asshole

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I love little Italy"

    I love little Italy

    I love little Italy

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  • Image of funny condom "Free sex delivery"

    Free sex delivery

    Free sex delivery

    Regular price $2.99
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  • CUSTO:  I AM FAMOUS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: I AM FAMOUS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: I AM FAMOUS "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
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  • CUSTO:  I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    CUSTO: I LOVE "YOUR CITY" SILVER

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I shaved my balls ..."

    I shaved my balls ...

    I shaved my balls ...

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  • Image of funny condom "Kiss Me Limoncello"

    Kiss Me Limoncello

    Kiss Me Limoncello

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Erection Song"

    Erection Song

    Erection Song

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Democondom"

    The Democondom

    The Democondom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing"

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Say My Name"

    Say My Name

    Say My Name

    Regular price $2.99
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