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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "No more children, just good wild wex"

    No more children, just good wild wex

    No more children, just good wild wex

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  • Customize your condom

    Customize your condom

    Customize your condom

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  • Image of funny condom "My best fiend went to Florida ..."

    My best fiend went to Florida ...

    My best fiend went to Florida ...

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  • Image of funny condom "Sex Game"

    Sex Game

    Sex Game

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  • Image of funny condom "Greetings From Paris"

    Greetings From Paris

    Greetings From Paris

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  • Image of funny condom "Liberté, Egalité‚ Sexualité"

    Liberté, Egalité‚ Sexualité

    Liberté, Egalité‚ Sexualité

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  • Image of funny condom "Kiss Me I'M Irish"

    Kiss Me I'M Irish

    Kiss Me I'M Irish

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  • Image of funny condom "This Condom Suits Me"

    This Condom Suits Me

    This Condom Suits Me

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  • Image of funny condom "Skull 1"

    Skull 1

    Skull 1

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Jingle Balls

    Jingle Balls

    Jingle Balls

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  • PACK 5 MIAMI

    PACK 5 MIAMI

    PACK 5 MIAMI

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 CHRISTMAS

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS

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  • PACK 5 WEED

    PACK 5 WEED

    PACK 5 WEED

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 GAY FRIENDLY

    PACK 5 GAY FRIENDLY

    PACK 5 GAY FRIENDLY

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 POKER

    PACK 5 POKER

    PACK 5 POKER

    Regular price $6.50
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  • What happens in Orlando Stays in this condom

    What happens in Orlando Stays in this condom

    What happens in Orlando Stays in this condom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • What happens in `Florida Stays in this condom

    What happens in `Florida Stays in this condom

    What happens in `Florida Stays in this condom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck"

    Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck

    Ok I Love You ... Now Let's Fuck

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My best friend went to USA"

    My best friend went to USA

    My best friend went to USA

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  • I got Laid in Chicken Alaska

    I got Laid in Chicken Alaska

    I got Laid in Chicken Alaska

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  • Image of funny condom "Girl just wanna have fun"

    Girl just wanna have fun

    Girl just wanna have fun

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Nirvana"

    Nirvana

    Nirvana

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love America"

    I Love America

    I Love America

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Las Vegas"

    I Love Las Vegas

    I Love Las Vegas

    Regular price $2.99
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