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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing"

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

    Fuck'It I'm Going Fishing

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  • Image of funny condom "Say My Name"

    Say My Name

    Say My Name

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  • Image of funny condom "Tea Or Coffee"

    Tea Or Coffee

    Tea Or Coffee

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  • Image of funny condom "Skull 3"

    Skull 3

    Skull 3

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  • Image of funny condom "A Man Is Like Good Wine"

    A Man Is Like Good Wine

    A Man Is Like Good Wine

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  • Image of funny condom "Tu veux voir ma Baguette"

    Tu veux voir ma Baguette

    Tu veux voir ma Baguette

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  • Image of funny condom "Want to see my Crystmas balls ?"

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

    Want to see my Crystmas balls ?

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  • Image of funny condom "Bringing XXXMAS Cheers"

    Bringing XXXMAS Cheers

    Bringing XXXMAS Cheers

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  • Rebel flag

    Rebel flag

    Rebel flag

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  • Image of funny condom "Oops Too Late"

    Oops Too Late

    Oops Too Late

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  • Image of funny condom "I love Florida"

    I love Florida

    I love Florida

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Italy Full Blue"

    I Love Italy Full Blue

    I Love Italy Full Blue

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  • Image of funny condom "Fabulous Miami"

    Fabulous Miami

    Fabulous Miami

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  • Image of funny condom "Fabulous Las Vegas"

    Fabulous Las Vegas

    Fabulous Las Vegas

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  • Image of funny condom "Want a Ride a Bus"

    Want a Ride a Bus

    Want a Ride a Bus

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  • Image of funny condom "Lucky Chip Green"

    Lucky Chip Green

    Lucky Chip Green

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love San Diego"

    I Love San Diego

    I Love San Diego

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  • Image of funny condom "I'll just wrap your present"

    I'll just wrap your present

    I'll just wrap your present

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  • Image of funny condom "Where's my Present !"

    Where's my Present !

    Where's my Present !

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  • MY PARENTS WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY PARENTS WENT TO NEW YORK

    MY PARENTS WENT TO NEW YORK

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  • CUSTO: Welcome to fabulous "Your City"

    CUSTO: Welcome to fabulous "Your City"

    CUSTO: Welcome to fabulous "Your City"

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  • Image of funny condom "Merry kiss my ass"

    Merry kiss my ass

    Merry kiss my ass

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  • CUSTO: KEEP CALM"YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: KEEP CALM"YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: KEEP CALM"YOUR CITY"

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  • Don't be a cock sucker 2

    Don't be a cock sucker 2

    Don't be a cock sucker 2

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