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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.
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  • PACK 5 FLORIDA

    PACK 5 FLORIDA

    PACK 5 FLORIDA

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • Image of funny condom "Santa"

    Santa

    Santa

    Regular price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 NEW YORK

    PACK 5 NEW YORK

    PACK 5 NEW YORK

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • Ciao bella

    Ciao bella

    Ciao bella

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

    Regular price $2.99
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  • All you need is love

    All you need is love

    All you need is love

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Emily in paris"

    Emily in paris

    Emily in paris

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Twitter"

    Twitter

    Twitter

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Tommy Middlefinger"

    Tommy Middlefinger

    Tommy Middlefinger

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Madrid (rainbow flag)"

    I Love Madrid (rainbow flag)

    I Love Madrid (rainbow flag)

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My Parents went to Florida ..."

    My Parents went to Florida ...

    My Parents went to Florida ...

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "My Girlfiend went to Florida ..."

    My Girlfiend went to Florida ...

    My Girlfiend went to Florida ...

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Not Fishing Enough"

    Not Fishing Enough

    Not Fishing Enough

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Big Gun

    Big Gun

    Big Gun

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Omnia Vincit Amor"

    Omnia Vincit Amor

    Omnia Vincit Amor

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Plus belle ma bite"

    Plus belle ma bite

    Plus belle ma bite

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ich Habe Nein Gesagt"

    Ich Habe Nein Gesagt

    Ich Habe Nein Gesagt

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Best Lover In Madrid"

    Best Lover In Madrid

    Best Lover In Madrid

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "La Normande"

    La Normande

    La Normande

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Queer'S Gambit"

    The Queer's Gambit

    The Queer's Gambit

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "What Happens In Vegas"

    What Happens In Vegas

    What Happens In Vegas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Fuckingham Palace"

    Fuckingham Palace

    Fuckingham Palace

    Regular price $2.99
    Regular price $1.50 Sale price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Oh La La Land"

    Oh La La Land

    Oh La La Land

    Regular price $2.99
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