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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "Carpe Diem"

    Carpe Diem

    Carpe Diem

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Plus belle ma bite"

    Plus belle ma bite

    Plus belle ma bite

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Ich Habe Nein Gesagt"

    Ich Habe Nein Gesagt

    Ich Habe Nein Gesagt

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "La Normande"

    La Normande

    La Normande

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "The Queer'S Gambit"

    The Queer's Gambit

    The Queer's Gambit

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "What Happens In Vegas"

    What Happens In Vegas

    What Happens In Vegas

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  • Image of funny condom "Fuckingham Palace"

    Fuckingham Palace

    Fuckingham Palace

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  • Image of funny condom "Oh La La Land"

    Oh La La Land

    Oh La La Land

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Find The Gap"

    Find The Gap

    Find The Gap

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Marry On"

    Keep Calm And Marry On

    Keep Calm And Marry On

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Keep Calm And Get Married"

    Keep Calm And Get Married

    Keep Calm And Get Married

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Rock N Roll"

    I Love Rock N Roll

    I Love Rock N Roll

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Skull 4"

    Skull 4

    Skull 4

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Skull 2"

    Skull 2

    Skull 2

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Chicago Flag"

    Chicago Flag

    Chicago Flag

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "L'Amour à Paris"

    L'Amour à Paris

    L'Amour à Paris

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Casa de Popol"

    Casa de Popol

    Casa de Popol

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Dekaalot"

    Dekaalot

    Dekaalot

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Want to see my Christmas tree ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Silent Night"

    Silent Night

    Silent Night

    Regular price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

    PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

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    PACK 5 BACHELOR PARTY

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 GIRLY

    PACK 5 GIRLY

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    PACK 5 GIRLY

    Regular price $12.95
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  • BEST LOVER IN CALIFORNIA

    BEST LOVER IN CALIFORNIA

    BEST LOVER IN CALIFORNIA

    Regular price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 USA

    PACK 5 USA

    PACK 5 USA

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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