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Our comical contraceptives are dressed to impress! At Callvin, we've unleashed a slew of pun-tastic prophylactics that'll make even the most serious encounters dissolve into fits of giggles. Whether you're a fan of dad jokes, slapstick humor, or puns that are so cheesy they'd make a dairy farmer blush, we've got you (and your bits) covered.

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  • Image of funny condom "Carpe Diem"

    Carpe Diem

    Carpe Diem

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love America"

    I Love America

    I Love America

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Las Vegas"

    I Love Las Vegas

    I Love Las Vegas

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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Miami"

    I Love Miami

    I Love Miami

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Nescondom"

    Nescondom

    Nescondom

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Sea Sex & Sun"

    Sea Sex & Sun

    Sea Sex & Sun

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Veni Vidi Vici"

    Veni Vidi Vici

    Veni Vidi Vici

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Skull 2"

    Skull 2

    Skull 2

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Dark Capote"

    Dark Capote

    Dark Capote

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Santa says Relax"

    Santa says Relax

    Santa says Relax

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "I Love Christmas"

    I Love Christmas

    I Love Christmas

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Merry Dickmas Santacock"

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Merry Dickmas Santacock

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Any chance for a Snow Job ?"

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Any chance for a Snow Job ?

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Catch me under the Mistletoe"

    Catch me under the Mistletoe

    Catch me under the Mistletoe

    Regular price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 USA 2

    PACK 5 USA 2

    PACK 5 USA 2

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 USA 3

    PACK 5 USA 3

    PACK 5 USA 3

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    PACK 5 STAR LOVE 2

    Regular price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    PACK 5 CHRISTMAS 2

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • PACK 5 FLORIDA

    PACK 5 FLORIDA

    PACK 5 FLORIDA

    Regular price $12.95
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  • Image of funny condom "Santa"

    Santa

    Santa

    Regular price $2.99
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  • PACK 5 NEW YORK

    PACK 5 NEW YORK

    PACK 5 NEW YORK

    Regular price $12.95
    Regular price $6.50 Sale price $12.95
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  • CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    CUSTO: 4 HEARTS "YOUR CITY"

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

    Donde esta mi regalo

    Regular price $2.99
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  • Image of funny condom "Emily in paris"

    Emily in paris

    Emily in paris

    Regular price $2.99
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